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makebelievesandcelluloids:

me bottoming for the first time

LOOK AT WHAT I MISSED IM GONNA KMS

FUCK THIS I DIDN’T GET TO MEET ADNERSON COOPER TONGIHT BECAUSE I DIDN’T GO ON A DATE IN NORMAN BUT MY FRIENDS ALL DID

I JUST MET KENDRICK PERKINS INSTEAD I’M SO UPSET THO :c

i cause myself so much anxiety in social situations because i have vivid thoughts imagining what would happen if i projectile vomited in that very moment

look on the bright side, if you’re part of a human centipede you’re never really lonely

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

condommodel:

i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold

tomahok:

my mother does not care about fashion